- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Guess what? Bananas

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

a skinny sumo wrestler

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

your face is kinda funny

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