What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

1+1=2

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Ian's mind Elevator music

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Blake wilkeys hair style

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

What is your bill about? Clinton

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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