- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

roses are red violets are indigo

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Actually it was me Josh brown

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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