- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

homosexual rights to marriage

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

i hate black people

why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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