Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he (assuming he bears male reproductive organs) saw some corn on the other side (using the light rays refracted primarily by his cornea onto the retina) which is his staple diet as he is a herbivorous chicken. As corn is the producer of the food chain in question and the chicken is the primary consumer, a fox being the secondary and an angry farmer being the tertiary, he needs to ingest this food source in order to obtain the glucose required to produce adenosine triphosphate by the process of aerobic respiration in the mitochondria of his chicken cells. Thus, the chicken crossed the road.

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

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how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

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What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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