Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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