- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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