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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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