- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

I need to start studying.

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