Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

hola said the chinese man

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

knock knock whos there open open who the door

your face is kinda funny

roses are red violets are blue

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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