- Anti Joke

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.