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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

Feeling alone fast after opening your mouth? Feel that people ignore your conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say AHAH!... And Uhuh, and I PERFECTLY UNDERSTAND! Now YOU CAN BE APPRECIATED INSTANTLY BY A BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING!

Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

Bad grammers.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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