A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

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Caroline Kelly.

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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