- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

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