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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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