- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

1+1=2

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

Ian's mind Elevator music

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

The EPA.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

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