- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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