If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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