A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

What do you call an arab ?

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

THE GAME

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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