A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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when debbie meets downer

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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