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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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