- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Dwight Howard

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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