Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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