- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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