Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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A girl and her family were walking by a cliff. Suddenly - due to a a part of the cliff falling away - her family fell over the edge and died. The girl ran to the bottom of the cliff and saw her family's body's strewn across the rocks, blood everywhere. She didn't have a phone on her and so could not call the police. She called over a man she saw in the distance. He asked "What's happened?". Just managing to stammer the words through her tears she said "My entire family fell off a cliff and died". The man unzipped his trousers and said "This really isn't your day is it love?"

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Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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