A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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chirs

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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dyslexic's Untie

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What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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