- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Sam Hengal.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Terry has ebola

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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