- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

your face is kinda funny

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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