- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

oh hey.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

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