How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Women's rights.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

people magazine

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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