- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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