- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama walks into a hospital....

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

why are black people so fast? because there black

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

Who wants water? I do.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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