A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

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whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

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roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

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What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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