- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

boobs!

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

it was all Tagart

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what do you call obama a dumbass

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