There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

A seal walks into a club.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

CAVE JOHNSON.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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