Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Latvia isn't a joke

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Knock Knock. Shut up.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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