Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Well this is pointless.....

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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