An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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The game.

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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