A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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troll lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol.olo90ololol.o.ool.olololol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.o.o.lol.ol.ol.ol.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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