- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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