- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

miha kako si?

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

You bumder!

whats up and also down? your mum

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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