guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

What do you call an arab ?

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

THE GAME

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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