Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

Sam Hengal.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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