- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

i hate black people

Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

baloney sandwich

Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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