- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Women's Rights

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

world peace

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

What happened to my sunglasses?

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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