What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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dyslexic's Untie

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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