- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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