- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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