- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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