What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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