- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

Three baby seals walk into a club...

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