Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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it was all Tagart

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boobs!

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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