- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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