- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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