What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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hi mom

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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