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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

A seal walks into a club.

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