- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

7+5=12

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Bags of delicious poop.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

whats worse than school? Summer school

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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