- Anti Joke

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.