- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

poopy is poopy

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

1+1=2

Ian's mind Elevator music

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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