Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

do you wanna hear a joke school

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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