Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

What do you call a black man? A person

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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