- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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