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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

silver bullet?

What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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