- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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