- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Caca.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Thats what she said

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

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