How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

why are black people so fast? because there black

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Obama walks into a hospital....

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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