Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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