Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Hail Heetluh

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

I enjoy Popcorn

Stop Iran! We need the money.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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