- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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