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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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