- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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