- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

Your so gay, that you like men!

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Knock knock

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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