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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Is maynaise an instrument?

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke