- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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