- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??