A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

all these jokes are horrible now

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

kaite is dumb that is true

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

If life gives you lemonade.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

Whose your daddy? Not me

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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