- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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