Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Im cute hehehee

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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