Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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Jordan is pregant

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air. By Darragh Hamilton

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bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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