- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

So a baby seal walks into a club

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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