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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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