What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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