- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

69 is a number not a sex poshion

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

Please don't shoot me

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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