A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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A girl and her family were walking by a cliff. Suddenly - due to a a part of the cliff falling away - her family fell over the edge and died. The girl ran to the bottom of the cliff and saw her family's body's strewn across the rocks, blood everywhere. She didn't have a phone on her and so could not call the police. She called over a man she saw in the distance. He asked "What's happened?". Just managing to stammer the words through her tears she said "My entire family fell off a cliff and died". The man unzipped his trousers and said "This really isn't your day is it love?"

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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