What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Neil is a reterd.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

A dog is always in the pushup position.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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