- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

what's white and sticky semen

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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