- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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