What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

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Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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A gay Asian guy walks into a gay bar where he found a fruity looking black man... The Asian went up to the black man and said, " how'r they hanging?" shocked with anger, the black man hits him in the face, knocks him to the ground and said, " YOU DO NOT TALK TO MY FAMILY THAT WAY. BOTH MY GRANPARENTS WERE LYNCHED!!!" the Asian stands up and brushes himself off... He turns to the black guy and says " I meant the balance scale at the table you were were sitting at" the black fellow turns to the table with the notebook and the balance scale with rocks on both sides that he was sitting at... He turns back to the Asian man and apologizes for his rude behavior and buys him a drink... (2 hours later) they have sex

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Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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