- Anti Joke

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

I enjoy Popcorn

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin with a hat.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!