- Anti Joke

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

Is maynaise an instrument?

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke