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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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