- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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