- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

homosexuals are gay

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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