How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

^ That's not even funny ^

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

brock has small hands for a small job

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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