- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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