why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender, upon seeing him, asks him to leave. The black man is enraged by the blatant racism shown by this man, and proceeds to punch the bartender repeatedly. After 5 minutes of non-stop punching the man stops, looks at his victim, and is filled with remorse. He is dead. Upon looking around, the black man notices scaffolding and building equipment scattered around the room. He falls to the ground as he realizes the bar is still under construction, and unable to serve customers this early in development. The bartender was simply asking the man to leave for his own safety.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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