- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Get on the boat.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

France had one revolution

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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