- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Jordan is pregant

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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