Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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whats up and also down? your mum

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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You bumder!

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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