- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

360 NO SCOPE

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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