What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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