Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

Black People

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Anti Joke

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