What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

What is your bill about? Clinton

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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Blake wilkeys hair style

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower. What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? An erection. What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender? Hold on. I'll tell you in a second. What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan. -S

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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