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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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