What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

baloney sandwich

What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

homosexual rights to marriage

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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