Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Neil is a reterd.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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