How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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What is older than history?

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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